Horace the Hog, is this handsome pig's name, Saving chump change to make big bucks, is his game.

Finding a new home, is his plan, His current owner's girlfriend, not a fan.

Taken for grunted, he has a small chip on his trotter, Mishandled by a thief, a penny pinching rotter.

Cha-ching! A sound investment, money in the bank, Hogwash, I kid you not, Horace you will thank.

Sow what are you waiting for? Make a bid, In return, this piggy wiggy will save you some quid.