I'm going to make an auction that's so buyable... (It was hard picking a Glee quote to reference, there were so many options)

Seasons 1 and 2 of Glee on DVD

The proceeds of your purchase go to Casita - a local organization devoted to the growth and development of people with disabilities. All items are second-hand and thus are sold as is. Should an item in the listing be discovered to have been damaged in storage, we will attempt to replace it with something as similar as possible to the damaged item and will let you know of the substitute. Items will be shipped the Monday after payment is received.